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DYOK OBDA WIK!
WAY BATASAN NGA ANAK
TATAY: "Tampalasan kang anaka ka, way uwaw, banyaga, way utang kabubut-on
. Gikan karon di na taka ilhon nga usa ka anak!
ANAK: "Pwes, Kon mao nay imong gusto tay.....ARI NA KO 'NOY!!
Dear Manoy Ambang,
Yo! Man, soooo sorrry to disappoint ya! Ya know, I was really in top shape last Saturday if not for this *&%@#$%ref who blew the whistle on me...maaan, I didnt know this dude comes from yo place brother. Before he did that this &^*%$@#$%^&^ Ref...wuz doing just fine nuthin' this Reggie dude could do to stop me ya know..jammin' here, stealin' from Jalen, ya know the stuff you see on that cool Adidas ad. Well as I wuz floatin' for a lay up, one dude after the other fallin on the floor ahead of me...when I heard him whistle the *&^^%%$%! So I yelled at him at the top of my voice...could've given me a technical...Ref what's the VIOLATION!! REF: ARRTEEE RA KAAYO KA BAY! What the *&^% does he mean by that!!! See you soon brother,
Your protege,
Kobe Bryant
June 19 2000
Dear Dodong Kobe,The ref you were talking about, we found out later was a mental patient who escaped from the Miller Sanitarium. He was clever enough to get himself a U.S. visa and slipped out of the country of course in collusion with corrupt immigration officials. He comes from Alaska, no, not your 49th StateAlaska,Mambaling, Cebu City.Hope you could win in game six. And can you tell that asshole Rick Fox not to mess up your game. Regards to Dodong Shaq. Warm Regards,
Ambang,
June 24 2000Dear Manoy Ambang, It's been ages man since we last saw each other during my visit to your charming city. I remembah this place we went to, can't recall the name of the district...it's just right on the tip of my tongue...Hung....Hungary...no, no, no,must be Hong...Hong Kong...no, no, not HongKong..Oh yeah! Got it! Junquera. How are the folks down there! Tell them I dedicate that win to all of them nice dudes.Man, you can't believe the electricity of the that night. I feel really sorry for that Reggie dude. If only he came to you for the finer points. Alright, I admit you didn't teach me to shoot free throws, but man I was invincible that night, nobody, aah meean nobody could stop me, and this Kobe kid, oh maan, he's one cool hotshot. Well it wuz one emotional moment for me,as ah wuz huggin' that huge MVP and Championship trophy, man, muh momma wuz there, muh brothers, muh sistahs, aah juzt cried me a river...a huge win like this, well who can stop a giant like me from sheddin' tears...then this Kobe idiot came over pushing his way through the crowd and whispered somethin' to me:ARTEEE RA KAAYO KA BAYOT!.What duz he meean bah that! Regards,
Your protege,
Shaq
HOW DID HOLYFIELD LOSE TO LENOX LEWIS?
ROUND 11
SPORTSCASTER:
It's a pretty close match...Lewis throws a right lead, Evander rolls with a two left hooks to the body. Pretty frustrating, for both guys, so far from our cards it's even up to this round.
ROUND 12
SPORSTCASTER:
This is it! Round eleven is now history, and this could be the deciding round for both fighters. Evander has probably miscalculated that he's leading so far, he's backpedalling and jabbing...while Lenox chases him around the ringing. Both fighters clinching...
LENOX:
Unsa man ka di ka mo-undang ug dagan kay paakon ko na imong pikas dunggan!
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